“If I wear my stache like this, I’m great. If I take it off, I give up a lot of runs. My face matters.” - Derek Holland Gillette ProGlide Ad
“If I wear my stache like this, I’m great. If I take it off, I give up a lot of runs. My face matters.” - Derek Holland Gillette ProGlide Ad
Starting tomorrow, all Boston-area golf courses will reopen their gates to Josh Beckett on a probationary basis.
According to Davey Johnson, Stephen Strasburg’s penis was also warmed up and ready to pitch today.
Doctors have cleared Jason Bay to resume baseball insignificance.
In our polls, Josh Hamilton finished third in AL Player of the Week voting behind Jesus and the breastfed kid on Time magazine.
Bryce Harper was met in the parking lot after yesterday’s game by a gang of large dugout walls looking for revenge.
Josh Hamilton is now only 24 home runs away from obliterating the single game record.
With Chone Figgins’ benching, he’s now free to star in the VH1 reality show Game of Chones. Coming in August!
Looks like Albert Pujols finally got the rally monkey off his back.
Heath Bell doesn’t get any coffee.
Doctors are optimistic Mariano Rivera will be back in time to close an Old-Timers’ Game.
Right now, Brian Wilson’s beard is in a book club meeting discussing the finer points of Fifty Shades of Grey.
Bryce Harper will have a cameo in Pirates of the Caribbean 5. His right arm will be mounted on the side of Jack Sparrow’s ship.
Derek Jeter has every Ford in his garage including his prized possession - Harrison Ford wearing a saddle.
How did Mike Scioscia break the Angels out of their slump? He went to Jered.
